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63 Hilarious Observations That Amazon Made About Shoppers Based On Their Purchases

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63 Hilarious Observations That Amazon Made About Shoppers Based On Their Purchases

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At this point, we all know that big tech companies know way too much about us. And in most cases, we have no way of actually seeing the data that they're keeping. However, Amazon users recently realized that they can see some of the "assumptions" that the company has made about them based on their p

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  • At this point, we all know that big tech companies know way too much about us.
  • And in most cases, we have no way of actually seeing the data that they're keeping.
  • However, Amazon users recently realized that they can see some of the "assumptions" that the company has made about them based on their p

Typically, we have no way of knowing exactly what these companies know about us. But Amazon shoppers recently noticed that they could see some insights into how the company perceives them, and the results have gone viral. Here's a list of some of the most hilarious observations Amazon has made about its customers, so enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you laugh! #1 My 6 year old has to be stopped, because now Alexa thinks I can’t type.

I am a 40 year old woman (with friends).

I feel called out & seen at the same time and I don’t know how to feel about that…

It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone that Amazon keeps extremely detailed records on all of its customers. Whether you shop online for books, clothes, furniture, or supplies for your hobbies, your purchases say something about you.

But some things are better left unknown. You don’t need to know everything that other people think about you or say behind your back, and you probably don’t need to know what assumptions big tech companies have made about you. If curiosity has gotten the best of you, though, TechCrunch shared an explanation of how to find out if Amazon thinks you have “flat buttocks.”  

Mine were all pretty tame, books I like, has a dog, has a cat. And then this!

You can find this information by clicking on “Account” on Amazon and then going to the “Your Account” section. Click on “Ordering and shopping preferences,” then “Your Shopping preferences.” If you scroll to the bottom of the page, you’ll see “Manage your information.” From there, you’ll be able to see exactly what the tech giant thinks of you.

Obviously, all of their assumptions may not be correct. You could have purchased something for a friend or family member that they assumed was for you, or you might have browsed items that you’d never actually purchase yourself. But this page is a reminder that big tech companies know so much more about us than we often realize. 

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